DAED HORSE (KOOLEST BAND IN DA WORLD)

trust me...

YEAHHH so... basically wre like the coolest band ever... yeah... dont believe us? ewll fuck you. cuz we are. we have MASSVE HITS AND EVEN MASSIVERE DONGS HAHAHAHAHA.

m,e brody, emmy, penny, and anders too... were fuckign awesome. thanks to anders for setting up dis website U R DA KEWLEST!! ALSO PLEASE GIVE ME BACK MY COPY OF SALIOR MOONN ON VHS YOU DICKHEAD

ANYWHORE... um. we tour in new york city. we would go further but we don;t have passprots. yeah. so. BUT IF YOU LIVE IN NYC COME SEE US!!! WE'RE PERFORMIGN AT THE MILLER FATORY. THE ONE THTS ALL OLD AND STUFF. JUTS DONT SNITCH BECAUSE WE AREnt SUPPSOEED TO BE THERE.

oh. btw. my older brpther jason will b there. dont tlk to him hes a fuckijg ASSHOLE who doesn t let ANYONE HAVE FUN. >:[[[

meat da memebrs

MY ANME IS MEOW IM THE LEAD HAHAHAHA. im like reallys exy and attractive. u probbanly want me. u just dont no it yet. hah. i am SIXTENE TURNING SEVENTEENE IN JULLIE ANDERS IS OUR UHH IDK. TECH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH. HE CAN PLAY THE DRUMS ACTUALLY. HES THE DRUMMEST. DRUMMER. DRUMMEREST. HOW DO I TURN TEH VCAPSLOCK OFF>>??? ANWYAYS. HES SO SMART. ASK GIM FOR HELP. BRODY IS MY BACKUP VOCILIST I LOVE YOU BRODY YOUR SO COOL. HES SONFUCKIGN COOL YOU GUYS. PENNY IS MY BEST FRIEN D AND ELEC GUITARIST SHSE AWSUM EVERYONE LOVES HER.B NICE 2 HER BC SHE GET S ANXIOUS WEHN SHE CANT VAPE ON STGAE OK?? EMMY IS DA BASS GUTIARIST SHES SO FUCKING PRETTY AND CUTE!!!1111!!! AHHH!!!!! I LOVE HER!!!!! HI EMMY I GOT YU SOEMTHIN BTW SO COM E OVER SOON???